Okay Becca. How are you?
Becca: Looks like rain over the weekend, Monica.
Sarah: LOL. I didn't ask about the weather. Unless you're speaking metaphorically...?
Becca: I said brrr... It's cold in --
Sarah: BECCA~!
Becca: I'm sorry, I'm bor--- NO! NO!
Sarah: *keeps typing* Okay, back to the interview. So what did you do today?
Becca: *nods* I'm scratching my head! I drank orange soda. *laughs* Sarah! *screams* *laughs some more*
Sarah: Will you answer the question?
Becca: Um... don't-- *screams*
Sarah: CERO!!!! [this is a Bleach reference]
Becca: Stop! I don't want to do this interview anymore. I went to an Acadec scrimmage and then I went home and I let Emily use our internet and then I went to church. I didn't see a hot Korean guy. I was disappointed, Sarah. I was disappointed. Disappointed.
Sarah: How was the Acadec scrimmage?
Becca: Boring. Oh, what happened was when Mr. Eayrs showed us the music score... you know how we got the same score? I am your equal Sarah, I am your equal! And I said, uh, wow and I guessed! And what happened later on when you were talking about how the music test was easy for you, I was like "yeah, I know", except only Priya was the only one who watched me. *poses* *now singing* Put your hands up high! Woah-oh-oh...
Sarah: Interesting.
Becca: *offers chocolate*
Sarah: *snatches and eats* Thanks. So, what did you do at church?
Becca: I ate and I drew a picture.
Sarah: What kind of picture?
Becca: A magical picture.
Sarah: Magical? How so? Please answer in more than 4 sentences. I'm getting sick of this dialogue.
Becca: Uhh.... it was made from markers and love and kindness and imagination and... antagonization and aggravation and insemination... uh... three more sentences... ummmm....? And sharpies and big markers and... I ate two kinds of pie while I was doing that. After a while I was mixing the pies and it still tasted pretty good. One of the pies was a pumpkin pie, and I'm not sure what the other kind was. The other pie was some kind of pumpkin-sweet potato cheesecake. It was delicious. Delicious... delicious.... delicious. I wish I had gotten some more cake. I didn't get any of that red velvet cake. You got some, right? How was it?
Sarah: I'M doing the interviewing here. But it was okay.
Becca: You didn't like it?
Sarah: All right, end of your questions. New topic: what did you and Emily talk about while I was gone being tortured by other kids our age-ish?
Becca: First we didn't do anything we just sat there listening to other people's conversations and like eating and stuff. And then she told me a joke. What was it a joke about? She told me an ADD joke. Wanna know the joke?
Sarah: For the sake of the readers.. If there are any. Go ahead.
Becca: How many ADD kids does it take to screw a lightbulb?
Sarah: One. Guy. PFFT.
Becca: Let's go ride bikes!
Sarah: 0.0 Okay, I get it. Did you laugh really hard when she told you the joke?
Becca: She kept going on with jokes so not really. I don't remember. How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sarah: I don't know, Becca.
Becca: Just one. But it has to want to change.
Sarah: And how long did these jokes continue on for?
Becca: Like a couple minutes.
Sarah: And what did you do just before coming with me on the stage?
Becca: I think we talked about... *recalls* um... I don't remember. We just kinda decided to leave.
Sarah: Did you talk to anybody from church?
Becca: No. Shana left. We just went to sit with you and brought our drawing things.
Sarah: Okay. Last topic: what do plan on drawing for that album?
Becca: I plan on drawing an Adam-and-Eve inspired cover except in the place of apples there will be records... because music is supposedly evil.
Sarah: Nice metaphor. What kind of medium?
Becca: Well if you check out my blog, I talk about it. I was going to do it in watercolors, but I really don't have time and I have worked with watercolors in a while so I'll just work with permanent marker and I'll put in watercolor where it fits.
Sarah: Predicted color scheme?
Becca: Um... not really. I haven't actually planned on making a few colors, like being mostly black with some green somewhere (although that'd be interesting) or something like that. I was hoping on doing something a little Art Nouveau.
Sarah: Any Art Nouveau pictures you want to add as probably inspiration?
Becca:
Sarah: All right. Domo, nee-san! Good luck on writing whatever story you're writing!
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